Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
No subtext here. People are naked.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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