Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
They are going to name an STD after you.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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