Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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