i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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