On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
its not stalking. its research.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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