I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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