you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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