if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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