i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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