About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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