Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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