Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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