You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
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I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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