I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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