So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Two words: nipple clamps
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