He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
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I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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