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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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