dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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