i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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