i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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