the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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