My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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