yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
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Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Even my vagina gasped.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Randomize