2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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Even my vagina gasped.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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