I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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