i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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