Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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