I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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