You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I hate all girls vehemently.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
it's like iHOP with fire
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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