If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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