4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
We're not piercing ourselves today.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES