I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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