Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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