Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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