is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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