I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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