If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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