I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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