Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I just gift wrapped bread.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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