At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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