Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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