i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
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and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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