Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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