fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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