Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
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If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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