There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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