Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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