They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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