Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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