So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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