Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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