you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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