So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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