i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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