A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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