yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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