Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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