the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
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just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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